It's Not Too Early to Book WrestleMania 32!

Apparently, WWE has booked themselves into a corner... for NEXT year's WrestleMania. You see, WWE is holding WrestleMania 32 at AT&T Stadium in Arlington, Texas. The goal is simple: Break the world indoor attendance record again and puff out your chest. WWE famously set the new standard at WrestleMania III at the Pontiac Silverdome in 1987 with 93,173. Conspiracy theories aside, that record (real or imagined) was legitimately broken by the 2010 NBA All-Star Game. 108,713 fans filled AT&T Stadium.

Surely, WWE can get more fans for the simple reason that a wrestling ring takes up less room than a basketball court. The question is what will they have to offer for the big day in Big D? Here is a quote attributed to the immortal Dave Meltzer... "Any legend that can still perform will probably be asked to be part of the show."

Boy, is that an indictment on the WWE's inability to make new stars or what? It sounds like they bit off more than they could chew. Of course, I'm a year early to play fantasy booker, but what the hell. If it means preventing a repeat of the WrestleMania VII embarrassment (Bomb threat? Try 'Low ticket sales'), here's my card that is 100% guaranteed to fill JerryWorld:

Brock Lesnar vs. The Rock II
Triple H vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin (Texas Death Match - Guest referee Shawn Michaels)
Undertaker vs. heel John Cena (Career Match)
Daniel Bryan vs. CM Punk
Reformed Shield vs. Reformed Wyatts
Hulk Hogan vs. Ric Flair (Ambulance Match - Guest referee Rowdy Roddy Piper)
Randy Orton, Dolph Ziggler & Terry Funk vs. The entire Washington Redskins
Floyd Mayweather, Jr. vs. Manny Pacquiao II (Guest referee Mike Tyson)
Vince McMahon vs. Jerry Jones (Guest referee Donald Trump)
Some kind of goofy Divas vs. Cowboys Cheerleaders match
Stephanie McMahon vs. Chyna
Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal

And that's your 2016 WrestleMania! I'll circle back in a year to see how my predictions went. :)

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